1-800-TOASTYP
Hey, Toasty Sisters, it's Toasty Piano, and we are here to bring you some toasty tunes! The fire is lit, and similar to marshmallows, we are toasted. Our members are Toasty Tiffany, Toasty Trash, Toasty Tim, and Toasty Tabatha. Toasty Tim is our totally tubular lead singer, Toasty Trash is our trashy drummer, Toasty Tabatha jams out on the air guitar, and Toasty Tiffany plays the keys on our toasted bread piano, our trademark. It's tradition that every day, we put another piece of toasted bread in the piano. This is Toasted Tiffany's favorite thing to do, in fact she feels the impulse to complete this task every hour. Our biggest hit is our mashup of Rihanna's Work and The Duck Song. You can find this toasty tune on SoundCloud and Spotify. We are going on tour, except we have no clue where we are traveling, so if you would like for us to perform in your cellar at your home, please feel free to call our agent at 1-800-TOASTYP to request our presence in your home. We are ...